VERY early Gift
Greg said he was leaving for a little while; it was in the afternoon. I asked where he was going and he said, "None of your business." Well, now, you know that had my radar up. Not that I think he would do anything wrong, just that something was up. When he came back, he had a bag in his hand and refused to tell me where he went. Alright then. A few minutes later he walks into the office room and we had this conversation: Greg: "I bought your birthday gift." Me: "Already? It's not until October." Greg: "Do you want it now?" Me: (slight hesitation) "No. I can wait. October is a only a couple of months away." Greg: "But you need it." Me: "Ohh. It's a "need this gift" type of gift. No, I can wait." Greg: "But you really need this. I want to give you the gift." Me: "No, I don't want it." (backing away from him) Greg: "Pick a hand (he had both of his hands behind his back). G...