Garfield Monday

Garfield was one of my favorites to read. He doesn't like Monday's either.. or mornings. Greg is determined to make me into a morning person, but Honey, I hate to tell you, it won't happen.

So, to lighten my mood, thought I'd share a couple of funnies with you that my friend sent to me. She's studying to be a Librarian:

"In class our instructor told us that someone did a survey of librarians so they could create a profile of the profession. When the survey was completed and analyzed the only commonality that the researcher could find is that librarians have sex in elevators! Someone in class piped up 'That's because we can't afford a room!'"

(After that comment, I'll never look at a Library Elevator the same way!)

"I think I have gotten the most unusual reference question. :) A lady called and said her mother and her were having a debate about twins. She needed to know if Identical Twins could be of different sexes. I said no and then looked it up on the net. I found a doctor's website that explained the difference between Identical Twins and Fraternal Twins. She said she knew she was right and then put her mother on the phone. Her mother didn't believe it. So I went through this big explaination about eggs and sperm and x and y chromosomes and splitting eggs. When I finished the woman said, "I have seen boy and girl twins that looked exactly alike." So I explained that yes Fraternal Twins can look very similar but they still weren't identical. By the end of it all she still didn't believe me. I needed some chocolate after this one. I would have gone for a margarita but they won't let me drink at work."